UPS Employees Fired For Stealing GTA

According to an employee at UPS, 3 of the workers where fired for stealing copys of Grand Theft Auto IV from there shipment boxes.

“I spoke to an employee of UPS over the weekend, and he told me that a surprising amount of workers were getting busted stealing the game from the shipment boxes. In one 24-hour period, three workers were fired, and more interviews were scheduled for today that would likely end in termination.” read more

Halo 3 As a Bunch of Other Video Games!

Here is a cool video of Halo 3 as a bunch of other video games including Pac-Man, Mario, Starfox, Final Fanasy and more! Pretty well done and funny.

VIDEO: Halo 3 Legendary Map Pack

GT provides us with a first look at Halo 3’s Legendary map pack, in which “two of the three maps are remakes.” “The trailer reminds us of the mid-autumn media frenzy that was the Halo 3 launch, with all its glitz and splendor.”
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The Oculas - Relaxation Pod

Developed over four years by renowned British designer Lee McCormack, the McLaren Formula One™ racing team, computer interface designers, and yacht builders, this is the most complete and distinctly personalized lounging oasis in the world, allowing you to safely and serenely shut out the world with the perfect levels of lighting, sound, seating, and privacy you select. This private relaxation theater is handmade of fiberglass and integrates advanced audio, visual, seating, and environment technologies, as well as your choice of Macintosh or PC computer, to create a space that allows you to relax completely. The Oculas has an electronic door that closes silently at a touch, coccooning a sitter inside the well-lit interior.

The optional built-in massage chair accommodates a single person and has four settings from light to vigorous. An integral surround-sound system provides clear audio and the flat-panel video screen allows you to watch your favorite DVDs, or you can connect a video game console. The screen can also connect to the Internet for music and video downloading. All functions are controlled by an interactive touch screen.

Get yours for only $45grand. From Hammacher.

An Open Letter From Mario To Nintendo

This is an open letter from Super Mario to his employers at Nintendo.

Here is a little snippet:
Dear Nintendo,
We’ve been in a business relationship for quite a while now, and to be honest, I never used to have any complaints about my job. I mean sure, my line of work has never really been considered “easy” by any means, but in the early days it just felt so much more… rewarding.

Do you get what I’m saying guys? I wasn’t too fond of chasing a huge ape up a series of ladders, but with that fine-ass Pauline waiting for me, I didn’t mind. Same thing with running around Mushroom Kingdom, I don’t mind taking out a few Koopas since I know Peach is going to be waiting for me. (”At another castle”…God that joke gets so old)

Read the whole thing here!

Arby ‘n The Chief Episode 6: Brawl

The Teabag Incident - Staring McLovin, aka Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Presenting: The Teabag Incident. “Two roommates torn apart by male genitalia.”

McLovin, also known as Christopher Mintz-Plasse, stars in The Teabag Incident.

Arby ‘n The Chief Episode 5: Martyrdom

Yeah, number five! Here it is.
“Halo 3 multiplayer is exceptionally laggy and MC decides to give Devil May Cry 4 and Call of Duty 4 a shot”

Oneechanbara VorteX: Sexy Female… Samurai !!?

New game coming out for Wii called Oneechanbara Vortex complete with zombie killing scantily clad women. There are lots of short skirts, big boobs featuring cleavage, one girl just doesn’t wear pants. The weapons look like mostly huge swords and a gun. Throughout the game you will have the opportunity to choose and select different outfits for the girls, probably making them increasingly naked. The game came out for other platforms a while ago, but it now making the move to Wii. Looks like theres sure going to be lots and lots of blood and boobs. Oh and maybe a little bit of game play. Check out the trailer here.

Adidas Halo Sneakers: are wack.

Adidas and Halo, I guess, are best friends. So one day over hot chocolate they decided they should work together. This friendship must of been forged in Hell with Satan’s best regards because the friendship gave birth to the wackest sneeks ever. Luckily they were limited to only 100 pairs that the world now has to look at and for some even more unlucky people, have to actually wear. They fittingly called it the Adidas Gil II Zero Halo Sneaker, the most ugly name they could think of. They were priced at $110.00 and are (unfortunately for mankind) sold out and released into the world. Check out more here.