New ‘Dark Knight’ Trailer is Rad, Contraband

“I know the market for Dark Knight media has become a bit over-saturated (that point came around the time I stooped to posted a Batman milk ad), but a new trailer to the much-anticipated sequel just debuted on Comcast’s On-Demand service and illicitly found its way online, so I think that justifies a post. In exchange for your tolerance, I’ll stop work on my Dark Knight Fruit Snack exposé, even thought it was going to blow some minds.”