Archive for February, 2008

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Arby ‘n’ Chief: Episode 4 - Melee.

February 18, 2008

“After griping about Forge, the Arbiter challenges Master Chief to a one-on-one duel on Halo 3, but it doesn’t last long when the Arbiter gets a kill that should have been the Chief’s.”

Read more about the first Halo 3 update that covers the whole melee mess, and others, here.

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Halo Energy Sword - For Realz!

February 17, 2008

OMFG. Thats right, a F*cking Energy Sword. That can be yours. For money. Mad skills not required.
Little is known about the power of this sword, but we do know that this shit is rare; as our interview with Master Chief reveals, “Initially thought to be purely ceremonial. Few have been seen in combat, but they are invariably carried by high ranking elites. We don’t understand how it functions, but it cuts through any armor with ease.” -MC

Overall Length: 36″ (3 feet)
Width : 14″
Custom handle fit for any elite
Solid Stainless Steel Blade with mirrored finish
Sword itself weighs 6 pounds! Light enough to carry around but strong enough to lunge attack

Buy yours from Lionheartsrealm for only $150.00 (eBay auction)

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Nude Action Figures.. Not just for kids

February 16, 2008

So I just happened to stumble across a website that features many different action figures and noticed something… different. First off, the site is entirely in Japanese. Secondly, the action figures are completely anatomically correct- ie. nipples included. So check out some sexy plastic doll bare breast and upskirt pics here at moeyo.com. Its pretty lolz that they thought it necessary to censor out the plastic toy nipples. They are pretty cool though, a lot better than my spider man figures.

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Tentacle Implants: make you popular.

February 15, 2008

Check this sick shit out. This ‘really cool guy’ decides to implant octopus suckers into his arm. Maybe girls will like him better now. These tentacle suction-cup implants were done by Dark Freak at Luck All in Sao Paulo, Brasil. Take a look at more f’cked up ‘body mods’ at  modblog.bmezine.com. Thanks Robert, for this good find.

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College Humor Music Video: Brohemian Rhapsody

February 14, 2008

Check out this ROFL College Humor video spoof on Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody entitled ‘Brohemian Rhapsody’.

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Scarlett Johansson + Penelope Cruz = lesbian sex

February 12, 2008

“Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz will have lesbian sex in Woody Allen’s new film. The sexy actresses will “leave the audience gasping” with their steamy love scene in Allen’s upcoming ‘Vicky Cristina Barcelona’.

A source said: “It is extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and the whole scene will leave the audience gasping.” Later in the film, both women indulge in a threesome with Penelope’s real-life boyfriend Javier Bardem.”

Full article here.

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Video: Ever been this drunk?

February 10, 2008

Here are two funny comedy sketches about what its like to be drunk and British.

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Just hit 200 posts today!

February 9, 2008

This vid represents how epic that makes me feel.

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Selk Bag: Wearable Sleeping Bag Suit!

February 9, 2008
Check out this unbelievably cool idea. Wearable sleeping bags. - Freaking awesome. I saw these a couple years ago before they were in production and they are finally available for purchase. So instead of jumping into your sleeping bag when you are cold/going to sleep, you can jump while in your sleeping bag. “Suit lining is made from soft-touch nylon and padded with a Polyester Hollow Fibre Bonded filling you’re good for temperatures as low as -8.4°C!”

They come in four colours and two sizes, small-medium, and large - extra-large. Buy yours now here for approx USD $161.91.

Check out the designer’s website here.

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Video: Halo 3 ‘Glitches’ - Sneaky Player Hints

February 8, 2008

Check out this video that shows you some cool secret places you can jump to on various Halo 3 maps.