This is the web magazine for all things cool. Instead of scouring the earth for brains and going to school, our team of zombies spend most of their time probing the internet in search of the totally awesome. It is our mission, sent to us by Jebus himself, to create a collection of cool products, interesting news, and other distractions from life all into one unique place. Tell your life that you’ll brb… lolz
So if you fucked up Valentines day and still need to make up for it, or you just really like chocolate, this may be the key to your success. Oh, and if you have an extra $825 to throw away on stupid chocolate. Check out all the flavaz here.
“Enhance the pleasing ritual of tasting and sharing chocolate. Hand-crafted exclusively for RICHART and exquisitely designed to display it’s gourmet content, the vault presents 7 drawers of chocolate complete with temperature and humidity gauges.”
Buy here for… US $ 825.00!
Finally a decent car battle. We haven’t seen a good one of these for a while. As the title dictates, the battle pits the Nissan GT-R vs. Porsche 911 GT3 vs. BMW M3. It’s too bad they didn’t throw the Audi R8 into the mix. I’ve been looking for a straight shoot out with the R8 and the GTR, so if anyone has seen one send it in. right. away.
New game coming out for Wii called Oneechanbara Vortex complete with zombie killing scantily clad women. There are lots of short skirts, big boobs featuring cleavage, one girl just doesn’t wear pants. The weapons look like mostly huge swords and a gun. Throughout the game you will have the opportunity to choose and select different outfits for the girls, probably making them increasingly naked. The game came out for other platforms a while ago, but it now making the move to Wii. Looks like theres sure going to be lots and lots of blood and boobs. Oh and maybe a little bit of game play. Check out the trailer here.
Boom, head shot. Sony no-scopes HD in the face. Toshiba has announced that it will be giving up its hold on HD and allow Blu Ray to take over the market. Check out this great post about the whole thing here.
Adidas and Halo, I guess, are best friends. So one day over hot chocolate they decided they should work together. This friendship must of been forged in Hell with Satan’s best regards because the friendship gave birth to the wackestsneeksever. Luckily they were limited to only 100 pairs that the world now has to look at and for some even more unlucky people, have to actually wear. They fittingly called it the Adidas Gil II Zero Halo Sneaker, the most ugly name they could think of. They were priced at $110.00 and are (unfortunately for mankind) sold out and released into the world. Check out more here.
The new Indiana Jones movie has a really long title and a really old Harrison Ford, and its coming out May 22nd, 2008.
“Set at the height of the Cold War in 1957, Indy is in a race for the Crystal Skull against operatives from the Soviet Union. The adventures take him to New Mexico, Connecticut, Mexico City and the jungles of Peru.”
Here is an instructional video on how to make hand held fireballs from household stuff. If you do it right you can actualy hold and throw around these balls of fire. All you need is a strip of of a cotton tshirt, some thread, and lighter fluid, spark, and balls (real ones) You cut a strip from the shirt and role it up, wrap the thread around and then douse it in lighter fluid and light it. Heat rises so you can actually hold onto the balls and put them on your palm while not getting burnt. Be like Mario and throw them at Goombas if you want to. Watch vid here.
So what you are looking at here, if you are not sure by the title of the post or the picture included, is a Burger Phone. Yes, a phone shaped as a burger, hamburger that is. I haven’t seen it, but apparently it is from the movie Juno. “Juno uses this kind of Corded Hamburger Telephones to call a women’s health clinic in the film.”
As the website points out, not only is this phone a hamberger, it also send AND receives phone calls!
Purchase ‘while quantities last’ for $16.00 here.
This is the web magazine for all things cool. Instead of scouring the earth for brains and going to school, our team of zombies spend most of their time probing the internet in search of the totally awesome. It is our mission, sent to us by Jebus himself, to create a collection of cool products, interesting news, and other distractions from life all into one unique place.
Tell your life that you'll brb... lolz