This is the web magazine for all things cool. Instead of scouring the earth for brains and going to school, our team of zombies spend most of their time probing the internet in search of the totally awesome. It is our mission, sent to us by Jebus himself, to create a collection of cool products, interesting news, and other distractions from life all into one unique place. Tell your life that you’ll brb… lolz
Check out this sweet ceiling lamp. If you are about to renovate your house or just looking to update that shitty old thing hanging from your ceiling, this is a must. It is the Glow Pendant lamp brought to you from some guy named Enrico Franzolini. He is apparently a famous designer who is “Italy’s most versatile young designers whose work ranges from sinuous award-winning chairs to floor lamps to serene ceiling fixtures.” The lamp is said to cast a warm glow that produces fractured light that is inspired by the “dappled effect of sunight sifting through leaves.” - Whatever, this lamp is just plain cool.
Its measurements are H 18″ W 26″ Depth 26″. Realize that you can’t afford it here.
Lets put those good for nothing animals to good use! I’m sure these cute little animals get great benefits in return for their work, and maybe there is even a union, who knows. So anyway, check out some of this coffee and tea for a little something thats out of the ordinary. Try some tasty ‘Weasel Coffee‘ or ‘Civet Coffee‘ (what the hell is a Civet?). Oh yeah, a good thing to know is what their job actually entails (no pun). They start their cute little furry days by going out early and actually finding and picking some coffee beans. Then they do a little ‘processing’, where they eat the coffee and then poop it out. The poop coffee is then further processed to extract the coffee goodness and made into the stuff you put in your cup. Yum. It’s supposed to be really good, without even tasting like poop! If you don’t want coffee that has already been digested, go for the less animally intrusive ‘Monkey Picked Tea‘. Get them for £9.95 through to £22.95.
Check out this crazy weird skull brought to you by crazy weird designer Walter Robinson. It is known as Cephalogo (Superman), measurements: 7 x 5 x 7 inches. I could tell you that it is the actual skull of Superman, but since Kriptonite doesn’t really exist, he can never die, thus this skull can’t be his and therefor you’d know I was lying. So I will tell you this: It is modeled after Superman’s very own skull, which oddly enough said to also have the diamond Superman ‘S’ logo on it. The skull is made out of plastic, metal and ‘found’ material.
“Wreck the decks (or something like that) and create your very own pro-standard mixes directly from your PC with this USB-friendly mixing deck - no vinyl required. Seriously hi-tech yet completely idiot-proof, the all-new iCue USB Mixing Station is quite simply da bomb!”
This little unit is unfortunately PC only (= weak)
Pick on up here for US$247.00
Some features include:
-USB control surface
-Bass, mid, and treble controls
-CUE LE software with automatic beat matching
-DJ-style crossfader
Now you can sneak booze into any event while looking like either an out of shape slob or pregnant! Cool! Well, you could just sneak this bible into the arena/stadium, or you could invest in a huge bladder that you can fill with whatever liquid goodness you desire and conceal it under you shirt. The Beerbelly is “Made up of an insulated neoprene sling and a polyurethane bladder connected to a drinking tube” and it holds up to 2.3 Litres!
It even comes with an optional freezer pack for an extra five bucks. Get this and be drunker then anyone else while maintaining your stealthiness! £29.95 from firebox.com
First thoughts: wtf? Since when was there is going to be a Terminator 4? “Not that we don’t trust AICN or their source, but this is just so baffling, we need real confirmation to truly believe it! They’re reporting that Christian Bale will play John Connor in the upcoming Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins. The movie is to be directed by music video director McG and expected to arrive in theaters in 2009. The story will focus on John Connor organizing the surviving humans to resist Skynet’s army of robots.” Full story at FirstShowing.net.
“Bungie announced on Monday (after weeks of taunting) that three new maps will be hitting Halo 3 on December 11th for 800 MS points ($10 dollars).” Finally, some new and much overdue levels. The first map (pictured above) is Standoff. The other two are called Rats Nest, and Foundry. Click here for full report.
”"Dragon Skin” is a bulletproof vest that’s made from circular discs - in a textile pattern, composed of silicon carbide ceramic matrices and laminates. It’s so strong that even an M67 grenade couldn’t penetrate the material -though heavily damaged the vest.” Nature knows best.
Click here for full video review and demonstration!
This is the web magazine for all things cool. Instead of scouring the earth for brains and going to school, our team of zombies spend most of their time probing the internet in search of the totally awesome. It is our mission, sent to us by Jebus himself, to create a collection of cool products, interesting news, and other distractions from life all into one unique place.
Tell your life that you'll brb... lolz
Check out this sweet ceiling lamp. If you are about to renovate your house or just looking to update that shitty old thing hanging from your ceiling, this is a must. It is the Glow Pendant lamp brought to you from some guy named Enrico Franzolini. He is apparently a famous designer who is “Italy’s most versatile young designers whose work ranges from sinuous award-winning chairs to floor lamps to serene ceiling fixtures.” The lamp is said to cast a warm glow that produces fractured light that is inspired by the “dappled effect of sunight sifting through leaves.” - Whatever, this lamp is just plain cool.
Check out this crazy weird skull brought to you by crazy weird designer 
“Wreck the decks (or something like that) and create your very own pro-standard mixes directly from your PC with this USB-friendly mixing deck - no vinyl required. Seriously hi-tech yet completely idiot-proof, the all-new iCue USB Mixing Station is quite simply da bomb!”
Now you can sneak booze into any event while looking like either an out of shape slob or pregnant! Cool! Well, you could just sneak 
